Titus Bramble Championship GW8: 2020: A Draft Odyssey

Gameweek seven was an oddity of our times. The wildfires of chaos that typify our modern life were extinguished by the forces of rationality and reason. Real Shepperton beat Karius Fan Club, Muschampions ground out another win, the Red imps fell back to lesser ways and an imperious AVERAGE performance brought Sporting CSB back to earth. Whether or not the Titus Bramble Championship can turn … Continue reading Titus Bramble Championship GW8: 2020: A Draft Odyssey

Titus Bramble Championship GW6: Life in the Draft lane

Gameweek 5 eh? What a week that was. We had highs, we had lows, we listened to Underoath at 3am, it was a real time I’ll tell thee. The week that is has now become that which was, so a recap is surely in order: Karius Fan Club kept up their tradition of losing to absolutely everyone as they fell to AVERAGE, the footballing equivalent … Continue reading Titus Bramble Championship GW6: Life in the Draft lane

Titus Bramble Championship GW4: Draft, by M Night Shyamalan

Sunrise, sunset. All good things must come to an end and nothing gold can stay. Luckily draft is neither good nor gold so it is back for another Gameweek packed full of intrigue, outrage and arguing over assist accreditation. Before we cast eyes forward to our gloomy horizons we must cover what happened in GW3, or as the papers will have it, the week that … Continue reading Titus Bramble Championship GW4: Draft, by M Night Shyamalan

Titus Bramble Championship GW3: He who drafts last, drafts longest

Gameweek 2 was the perfect reflection of our current lives – chaotic, bloated and largely miserable. In amongst the rubble of our former lives three entire days of football took place and with them came an absolute shedload of goals. In what quickly became the Battle For The Bale, Sporting C.S.B trounced Karius Fan Club and set an early contender for “Largest points haul of … Continue reading Titus Bramble Championship GW3: He who drafts last, drafts longest